P & P.

While reading Parenting and Psychopathology: 

S: You should keep that permanently. Might come in handy.

Me: Library ki hai, can't. Why?

S: Mein bata rahi hun boht faida ho ga.

Me: You think my kids will be psychopaths?!

S: THINK? What do you mean THINK? I KNOW your kids will be psychopaths.

(she was dead serious).