Slam Dunk.

Oh, I wish I could see you right now.

I have so much to say to you.

And all of it.

Starts with fuck you, bitch.

Chup.

Meray ghar ke bahar ek darakht hai. Us darakht ke sath meray hamsaye mein bachon ne ek bakra bandha hua hai. Uss bakray ka naam Great hai.

Aur ye sari raat BAAAA karti hai, baray khaufnaak tareekay se.

P.S. Some of you who comment on my blog have limited your own. I can't see you. Change that? Bloggers are supposed to be narcissistic -_-

Die, GG.

Gossip Girl is driving me MAD. I HATE Dan in this season, Serena is and always will be a slut and Jenny is wah, bhai wah. Yeah, yeah I'm getting way too emotional about a dumb soap but seriously, how screwed up can you be? They touch new limits and cross weirder lines in every episode why are they so fucked up? I literally feel like banging my head against the wall. Wohi cheez, bar bar, bar bar. Bus be kar dein. Koi aqal wala plot daal dein. But then again, its idiots like me who keep watching for more lame plots. Blair aur Chuck ki mismanaged, unlucky zindagi ne to sad kar diya. Kya, yar. Acha bhala tha sab kuch. My rose colored glasses are so shattered now.

I know. You've lost all respect for me. Koi nai, happens to the best of us.

Its a disease, I tell you.

Stay away.

School.

I was a self-righteous bitch at school with an attitude problem due to major attacks of shyness. I couldn't talk to anyone without my tongue tying itself in knots, and by anyone I mean ANYONE. Class mates, juniors, workers, teachers. I was THAT shy. Most of my college friends who read this will have heart attacks and die (shock se) but really. I was. That.

Now, for this exact reason I didn't have a lot friends at school. Total opposite in college (thank you God) but school was horrible. It was hell for me. My fault, my problem, blah blah. I was a child! =P

So, the point of all this nonsensical nonsense is that I miss that. One of my few regrets about school life. I see all my school friends being there for each other at every occasion (FB zindabad), be it weddings, or aftaris, or sleepovers or just plain 'hey, let's meet up' days. I want that too. I don't have the kind of friends that would stay with you for years and years and even if I did, its different with school friends. You know. They've known you since ugly Grade 1 stage till all the other classes until school ends. That's special. And I realize now how much I messed things up in school.

Khair.

I'm completely different now so maybe that counts for something =D

HELLO, GCU!

I PASSED GAT.

I REALLY DID.

I'M GOING TO GCU.

I ACTUALLY AM.

*luddi*

Meri Chatt Awesome Hai.

Okay, exuse the very poor picture quality, my camera is in the hospital and the only thing I had on hand was my mobile. So please those of you who photograph themselves, gimme a break, I miss my camera way too much already =P
I'm not being subtle. I meant UB. DON'T criticize me =P

Ek aur baat. Editing boht minimal hai. Ye waqai itna khoobsurat tha <3

The concentric circles (very faint but you can see them) actually looked like a rainbow. There were so many amazing colors!

The sun and the moon were out at the same time it was OUTRAGEOUSLY beautiful.

LOOK at those rays, they're astounding.

Split.

Quick update:

3.81 - 8th Semester GPA,
3.25 - CGPA

Call me ay GRAJUWIT now, thenx *puts on cool shades*

Of Bags.

There's nothing like buying something frivolous and/or useless to lift up your spirits after an exam that seemed like a cruel joke fate played on you. Yes, its a girl only thing. Jo bhi.

GAT was a cruel joke fate played on me. So, I would not like to discuss it.

However, mera GCU ka admission depends solely on this ghatiya test and... Well. See what I mean about cruel joke? I've been accepted, cleared the Clinical Psych test and interview both, and now if I don't pass GAT, ADMISHUN NAWT GRANTID. FU, I say -_-.

P.S. I never really realized just how lucky I am and have been throughout my life. I have never yet failed at anything I attempted and that's not because of me because I stopped working hard a long time ago. That's because of Him, up there. I am really very fortunate and I often forget that in my petty little sorrows and pity fits. There are very few people who can actually claim that they are living their dream. The day I first set foot in GCU, I just sent up one little prayer: Please God, let me come here. And to the last minute, I kept fighting and wasn't even willing to apply (some squabble over subjects and stuff). And now look at me. Here I Am. Even if they don't accept me, I know that I passed where it counted. I got my dream. And I'm one of the lucky few.

So, thank you.

=)

Bliss Hai Ye To.

Nothing, absolutely NOTHING beats Hardees ka Mushroom and Swiss Burger <3 x infinity. 

Aur Phir Aisay.

Shadeed farigh honay ka nateeja:

Haider sitting in his room, Maryam sitting across the hall in hers, and Sid sitting in front of her using the PC. 

Moving On.

So, since I'm this farig I'll be updating about whatever tiny thing happens. Occurs. Whatever -_-

Day looked marginally better when we (sister, brothers) hijacked the car and went off to M.M.Alam only to find out OPTP (one of my true louves) was closed. Sadness. No matter. I got fries and a hand-scooped chocolate milkshake from Hardees (another true louve). The shake is surprisingly not bad even with the mountain of whipped cream that tops it. Hand-scooped. Hath se utha ke daltay hain? I don't wanna know. Khair.

Now its back to my PC and headphones, trying to study and failing as usual. Yar itnay mushkil questions hain, they make my eyes bug out. I was reasonably confident on the grammar, vocab front but these... I don't even know what they ask for!

The Day.

I feel bad about ranting that way. But I was so mad. Still am.

Anyway.

Meri friends kabhi kabhi sakht paindu ho jati hain. What, may I ask, is wrong with spending the 2nd or 3rd day of Eid with friends? Permission hai, eidi hai, sab kuch hai then why not? Especially since this Eid nobody seems to be with family. Blah.

Aj ka din to phir Gossip Girl dekhte huay guzray ga. Boring.

Eid 2010.

Seriously, can you be any more selfish? JUST because of you, and yes all the blame is on your head; JUST because of YOU we're spending this Eid completely by ourselves. For the first time EVER. Now, normally I don't like family gatherings and such, because really what's the whole point of the huge fuss? But this year it was important. Because things were different. And just because of you.

And then you wonder why we can't stand to be around you, anymore.

Thanks. A lot. Really.

Eid Mubarak, everyone. Lets see how it turns out.

P.S. DO NOT ask me who I'm talking about especially those of you who are family =P

WOWZA?

Gornament Kaalij Unisenty, here I come.

Chocolate Chips.

Sitting on my chatt right now with this WONDERFUL thandi thandi breeze.

Having home made chocolate cheesecake.

And talking to one of my closest friends.

How much more perfect could this night be?

Uselessnes Ki Bhi Hudd Hoti Hai.

People can sometimes be really dumb. Sure, there have been myriad unbelievably brilliant inventions but to counter that, there are countless useless ones. For example :

Inventors. Who'd be one? After watching the Dragon's Den, you can see what  torrid time they get. It must be hit and miss too. I bet Trevor Bayliss cam e up with some howlers before making a wind-up radio. Well, let's look at some bizarre devices that some people think we need.

1. In 1909, some daft idiot came up with this flying cape idea for a fire escape. All it would serve to do is make you look cool has you plummeted to your inevitable firey cloaked death. To add misery to this, I'm almost certain that someone had already invented ladders by this point.

For more rubbish inventions read over.

2. The Butter Stick is a frankly mental idea. Butter isn't too big a problem is it? Not problem enough to warrant carrying it around in a glue dispenser surely? In fact, the only problem with butter is that you can't spread it sometimes, and the butter stick is surely going to be no help at all... unless you want a big round buttery ball of dough.

3. Now, one can almost see the logic in this. Duster Cat Slippers. They idle around your house doing very little except eating. Well, make them earn their grub by getting them to dust when they walk! Obviously you'll have to ignore the fact that they lick their anus, then inevitable trying and lick their paws, thus spreading cat anus all over your nice new floor boards. Other than that it's genius.

4. Honestly... just how stupid would you have to be to come up with an idea like this? Firstly, if you wanted to cool your grub down, you could merely leave it a couple of minutes before tucking in. If you prefer the process sped up a little, then you could buy an ordinary fan and aim it at the plate... as opposed to dangling it off your cutlery. Might make the washing up a bit tricky too.

5. This is almost brilliant. The self saluting hat. Walking along, you see a nice lady and *BAM* you tip your hat without having to move your hands. Therein lies the problem one suspects. Your hat moves up and down, (presumably making a fair old racket) leaving you looking like a pervy Inspector Gadget with his hands in his pocket.





As far as I'm concerned though, there is nothing more dumb than this:

... I haz no wurdz. 

Ab Bus Intazaar.

Ho gya interview. Umeed se behtar hua. The interviewers were VERY nice. Even though they know I was being dumb and avoiding questions I couldn't answer =P

To aur kya karti? Nai ki thi Clinical mein internship. Khair. Result's by the end of next week. If and IF I do get in, its still conditional because I haven't cleared GAT. Azaab khatam to honey nai, na.

Do pray. Plis keh rai hun =P

P.S. I lost my blog list =( those I forgot, please email me. Or FB pe galiyan de dena. With your blog link of course.

P.P.S. This is more of an Anushay type template but what the hell =P. You don't like it, its your job to recommend some good, fun templates. Acha?

Fatu-Maa.

I love you, Bhains.

Moo.

*dil*