Gem # 4.

Maryam: Wanna cookie? ;)

AT: 'Cause I'm the cookie monster?

No, thanks. I have a figure to keep

34-38-36.

Goddamn. ;)

AT: DID I SAY 38

DAMMIT

28.

Maryam: Bus.

Ab to chapp gya

AT: Naheeen

WHERE?

Maryam: BLOG.

AT: Nahin na

my figure's our secret ;)

Maryam: Nope

now the world will know

AT: :(

I'll have to hide somewhere then

The world wants me

Maryam: ...

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I asked my client's mom how many people lived with them. She said '30-40'.

I still don't know whether its the truth or not. Oh, well. Goes in my report anyway.