Status-ing.

I started this new status rave too. You know. Give me a number, I'll be oh-so-nice to you on my status. Blah. The statuses were really hard to write because you have to come up with new and inventive ways of telling everyone the same thing. That they're nice and you can't live without them. So, anyway. The interesting thing is the reactions I got after updating my status just cracked me up (and some made me go all 'awww'). One status (honest wala tha ye) went out to a really close friend. Here's what happened (I was too lazy to edit) *gaali alert*:

A: i wana do this thing too. uni ki friend ne kia. oshi ne kia. ap kar ri ho. but i dont have nice things to say about people. LOL

Me: haha i know which is why i wasn't doing this pehle

but i figured what the heck

buri cheezein be likh dun gi

A: isi liay na awesome ho tum.

Me: love you

number bata

12:34am

A: bataya to hai sali

parhti hai nai

bantay rakh le tu

choti to hai he

sath sath nazr bhi kamzoor.

M:

A: acha nai mera baby

lamba chaura

gora chita

bilkul sahi nazr wala

mwah:p

M: hahaha kuttiya hai tu

A: han maaloom hai

M: *after status update* ja parh mar le

A: haramzadi he rehna

tu cheap

tera khandaan cheap

teri anay wali naslaein SARI cheap

loser tum

aur tumhara khawand

bas baki mein theek hoon

HOE TERI BHAIN

han now i m fine.

M: hahahahahaha

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

KUTTI

BC

A: hahahah i love you too man

were the above stated love notes not enough to show you that