My Life is HELL.

Introduction:

There is a certain cousin I have, whom everyone in my family, with the exception of my grandma DETESTS. She spreads lies about me, my mom, me, my sister, me ... Oh, have I mentioned me? Lying is a habit she has, one that she feeds well. She is also malicious and looks for every excuse, EVERY excuse to make us look bad in front of the rest of my extended family, and her a long-suffering martyr. You know, those small-minded, gossipy, catty, I-mean-you-harm sorta women? That's her to a tee.

Problem:

She is, very possibly, coming over to stay at our place. Maybe, for a whole month. OMGWTFWTHIWILLDIE!!!

Yeah, so dispensing with that.... WHAT THE HELL WILL I DO?!!! I can't STAND her, she's horrible and I have no patience for people who stick their noses in my personal stuff - another well-practised habit of hers. I can't stand her, I really can't. But I'll have to pretend. And cater to her every need and every little wish and act like her own personal maid-servant (yeah, I'm gonna do that 8-)) because of a certain grandma who lives with us. Oh, and this cousin's dad hates my guts. Because I'm a spoilt little bitch who wears JEANS of all things OMG!!! *gasp* *gasp* *faint*

Conclusion:

Most probably, no Internet unless she's asleep, no SMS-ing (which I can't live without), no calls, no going out with friends cause I'm a kharaab larki if I do that. I have no problem being one, but my parents do have a problem with her spreading stuff like that about me. I'm sure it sounds as if I'm exaggerating and over-dramatizing but I can swear, that woman is a threat to my mental health.

I don't know what to do. I'm extremely independent, and extremely private. I hate people poking in my stuff, tangible as well as not. What will I do??!!!

P.S. Can I bunk at someone's place till the horror in my house goes away? I'm saying please. Really.