Gems.

Anushay. says:
dude i m like waiting for you to ask something
Anushay. says:
and you are like not
Anushay. says:
so i m still waiting
Anushay. says:
so i hope u realise soon what you have to ask me
Anushay. says:
and i won't tell you what
Anushay. says:
bas.
Anushay. says:
i m not even HINTING anything
Maryam says:
okay fine i give up tell me what it is
Anushay. says:
no i m not telling
Anushay. says:
duh
Anushay. says:
you are like suppose to know
Anushay. says:
i m so not telling
Maryam says:
nai pata na
Maryam says:
bolo
Anushay. says:
no
Maryam says:
na sai
Maryam says:
mein ja rai hun
Anushay. says:
oh okay.
Anushay. says:
AGAIN
Anushay. says:
what excuse now?
Maryam says:
ke you're not telling me
Anushay. says:
leh stupids
Anushay. says:
ass
Anushay. says:
dafa ho mein nai bata rai
Anushay. says:
chawal girlfrnd na ho to
Maryam says:
=(
Maryam says:
hint?
Maryam says:
ek?
Maryam says:
choti si?
Anushay. says:
uf i just GAVE you a hint
Maryam says:
where?
Maryam says:
when?
Anushay. says:
before your =(
Maryam says:
chawal girlfriend?
Anushay. says:
YES
Anushay. says:
THAT was your hint
Maryam says:
you are...girlfriend?
Maryam says:
kisi ki?
Maryam says:
LOL
Anushay. says:
erm
Anushay. says:
*shoots herself*
Maryam says:
hahahahaahha
Maryam says:
acha bata do na!
Anushay. says:
fuck u shut up
Maryam says:
PLEASE
Maryam says:
I LOVE YOU PLEASE
Anushay. says:
VALENTINES DAY ARAHA HAI YOU ARE SUPP TO ASK MEEEEE
Maryam says:
OH
Maryam says:
OMG
Maryam says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then:

Me: Yar, bhar mein jaye. Meine nai milna.
Anushay: Poor guy. Fell in love with a stone.

THEN:

Ali: I'm running around and texting you.
Me: Running around? Why?
Ali: I'm dad's wardrobe manager and he's a total diva.