Letter of Rejection To Hairy, Ugly, Assuming I LUFF Them, Egotistical, Non-Humans.

Dear Sir,

I am aware of your perverse delusions. Sadly, I cannot say I reciprocate. Your countenance reminds of one who takes great pleasure in the sexual abuse of the female gender, be it of human form, or animal. The hair covering every surface of your body, makes it difficult to differentiate you from a bear, or an ape. You, sir, are the living proof of the physical degeneration of mankind, the missing link in Darwin's chain of evolution. Hence, I (un)regretfully inform you, I am not interested in your depraved offers. Now, fuck off. plstnxgoodbye. omgwtfbbq? Yeah.

I.