Haha, okay so this was really funny. Khan and I had some research project we had to work on together, so i went over to her place really early..around 8 in the a.m.
She was livid.
She was sooooooooo angry at the rishtay walay people! She went on and on about "dramay khatam he nai hotay, f** nakhre walay log, samjhte kya hain, blah blah" Haha. This is how the story goes:
They called and said they would come by around 8 p.m. Then 8:30, they call and say oh, we'll be there by 9. They reached Khan's place around 9:30. The aunty, the uncle, the sister (the guy's sister) and her husband AND her little monsters. According to Khan, they were pretty people, spoke well and seemed nice...and they stared. And stared. And stared. I quote "being scrutinized like a hideous, nasty little BUG is NOT my idea of nice!" I quoted in polite words-that's a slightly edited quote. Lol. They asked Khan all the silly, lame questions everyone asks you and then silence fell. And it stayed that way for quite some time. So they stared some more especially the aunty. Maybe she has an eye problem because Khan says she was...well...abnormal in her staring.
Then the little monster action started. There was once a pretty little girl and a pretty little boy. They were little monsters. They ran around screaming, doing their best to destroy anything/everything that was unfortunate enough to come in their path. They screamed at everyone. Khan especially. Then they demand rides on the little 'jhoola' that was for Khan's brother's beautiful little babies. The male little monster goes up to the aunty (the rishta guy's mom) and screams "MUJHE JHOOLA LENA HAI!!!" The aunty goes "Beta, baji se kaho na jhoola day". Baji being Khan. Bache ki taangein nai hain kya? I mean, why is she supposed to push the swing when he can do that HIMSELF?! Oh but noooooooooo, the little 'angel' must be obeyed. After all, he's such a little 'angel'. That was her opinion by the way, only a little of it my own =P
Then they expect her to serve every single thing herself to every single person present. Which is stupid. We all think. But anyway, after that, resume staring. Khan, "Aunty to aisay dekh rahi thi jaise mein koi gandi makori hun..pagal lag rai thi muje to." So yes, she was pretty angry at the weird behavior displayed by all. Cutting to the end, they left pretty late. So overall, they were weird, inconsiderate, weird, overly indulgent towards the little monsters and well, weird. And Khan's family really disliked them. No surprise there. Lol. Lets see what happens next time, although she's SWORN she's never going to go through anything like that again...
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