Possessed Leg.

Around 2 a.m. last night,

Sid *hoarse/sleepy voice*: Meri taang pe beth jao.

Me *staring like she'd lost it* : Pagal ho gai ho?

*snores*

And she was asleep.

This morning, when she came back from school, she went like:

"Raat ko meri taang itni ajeeb si hui wi thi, isliye kaha tha beth jao us per."

Me: Kya matlab, wo numbing se pain ho rai thi?

Sid: Nai, wo khud se hilti ja rai thi, it was moving involuntarily.

*Maryam staring at Sid in pure disbelief*

*wild, cackling laughter issuing from Maryam. Still is*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT? WHAT?

Sid: Han na, mein jab be sonay legti thi, *prrrriiinnnggg* idr ja rai hoti thi, *prrrriiinnnggg* udr ja rai thi.





... Can I just please say I'm rolling on the floor laughing.